Holy mother of all things….uh….holy….
I have THREE FINISHED OBJECTS to show you!! Yeah! I don’t know what came over me but I’m not making this up! Ok, so one was finished months ago aside from the buttons but who’s keeping track? Here we go!

I am training for the army, how do I look?


Figgy Plum Sweater
Pattern: My own, top-down raglan cardigan with ribbed 3×3 ribbed sleeves and bottom edge. Buttons from Islay, Scotland.
Needles: US size 8 circulars
Yarn: Jamison Shetland
Notes: In.Love. Really. I love everything about this sweater (except for that whole button band bullshit. I hate button bands with an undying passion.). It is flattering, warm, the colors are divine, and it was a simple knit (again, except for the button bands). But I think the part I like best about this sweater is that I took the time to think about what I really wanted and would wear on a regular basis. I thought about what would look good on me and I decided that it was ok to knit a sweater for myself. One of my first knitting projects was a sweater that took me years to finish due to my inability to follow direction (complicated directions like “knit two stitches together”). While I love that first sweater, it is big enough to fit me and a few of my friends. Pregnant friends. With wiggle room. So the Figgy Plum sweater is such a treat seeing as it fucking fits. LOVE.
ah….what next?

Ain’t Never Again Spring Fling Socks
Pattern: Basic, 3×3 ribbing, short row heel, funky round toe.
Needles: US size 0 29″ circular (too long!!)
Yarn: Noro Kureyon Sock Yarn
Notes: Just like that spring fling where you slept with that person that gave you clamidia AND stole your wallet, this is something I’d rather not repeat. I hate this yarn, I don’t care how pretty it is or how soft it will be after it’s washed and dried, I don’t like it. The over-pliedness of it all was so obnoxious! I would knit three rows then hang the sock to allow the yarn to untangle itself. SO ANNOYING! NOT PLEASANT! While I’m sure I’ll enjoy the finished product, the process of these socks sadly sucked.

hm…I seem to wear my cloud pajamas a lot during knitting photo shoots…

But wait, there’s more!! (I know, I can hardly believe it myself!)
I was going to post this photo and tell you that I ran out of yarn….

…but, as it turns out, I had a bit more tucked in my yarn chest! Brilliant! I was able to knit a freakin’ cowl! I thought cowls were stupid – who needs a tube around their neck? – but then I realized that I spend most of the winter (and part of autumn and spring) with my nose tucked into my scarves, shirts, sweaters, jackets, etc. Perhaps I would wear a cowl?

Perhaps….

Blue Cowl
Pattern: Can you call a knitted lace tube a pattern? 90 stitches, knit in the Faggot and Cable pattern from More Sensational Knitted Socks. Garter stitch edging.
Needles: US size 6 circular
Yarn: Tregelly’s yarn…erm….it’s blue and I think it has some silk in it….and it dyed my fingers and needles blue as well. I match my cowl.
Notes: Hm. I think I might actually use cowls. I find this very amusing. Due to the cable patter it does pull a bit in the middle, giving one an Elizebeathan look, you know? Oh well. I think it will tuck nicely into a winter coat, although I’m more likely to wear it around the house all damn day since I am such a heat nazi.


hm. I am kind of proud of myself.